Jokes

Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.

A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.



Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A. Wiped his ass.